Some would call what I do a form of ‘land clamming’, and me a ‘land clammer’, but it’s not and I’m not. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
A land clammer, in the colloquial, is a derogatory term for someone who travels around picking the valuable empties from the recycling cans and from the roadside. I hate the term, because it insults people who are engaged in productive work. I think it sneers, so I think that I’ll call them deposit harvesters instead at least until something more appropriate occurs to me.
What I do, first and foremost, is, of course, pick up and properly dispose of, litter. And in the course of cleaning up my neighborhood I come across empties: beer cans mostly, usually on the weekends, as I have discussed. Much of the time, when I recover the odd empty, it just goes into the nearest trash can. It’s just not worth the effort (picking up, carrying home, sorting from the rest of the trash, putting in the recycling can, taking to the redemption center, cashing in the chit) for ten cents a can or bottle: but weekends can be lucrative. Weekends are different.
On the weekends, people throw lots of empty beer cans out the car window. Sometimes people sit in their cars on a back street and knock back a whole case of beer at one time. Out the window it goes, one at a time or all at once, carton and all. These people are known as drunk drivers, usually, and as such they are criminals much to be despised. They can’t compare in virtue to the humble and productive deposit harvesters.
On the weekend, I make sure to bring the pick-stick along, and some repurposed bags, and I collect the cans. What must the neighbors think?: land clammer (deposit harvester!). I’ve never cared. If it were true, I’d be proud of it.
We used to have visits from one particular deposit harvester, locally. He pushed a shopping cart down the street in the middle of the night, tossing through everyone’s recycling can every other week looking for deposits to cash in. It got annoying because of the racket. The noise from the shopping cart wheels was like the introductory symbol solo from a bad rock song. With a refrain like a washing machine full of clinking and clanking tin cans, he’d fish through the recycling cans, one by one, working his way down the block. It used to wake up dogs throughout the neighborhood and annoy the shit out of everyone. This at four am. Every two weeks.
It got so annoying during the warmer months that action was required. What I did was, drum roll, wait for it – I started cashing in my own empties. I know, it’s not something that many people relish doing. I sure didn’t, I had other things to do. But I started taking the empties to the supermarket and feeding the machines and recovering the paltry sums, mostly to discourage our nocturnal visitor. That damn shopping cart was driving me insane.
I think the neighbors did the same thing, or else they just started throwing their empties into the regular trash to throw him off the scent, because after a while – the brass band went away. He disappeared. I suppose that once we took away the cost-benefit, he started skipping our street. Or he died or moved away or found a better paying line of work: it’s hard to be certain. I felt a little guilty about that, but we all need our sleep.
I’m not a land clammer/deposit harvester, I’m more like a deposit grazer. I pick up what comes my way in the treadmill course of my daily block-circling dog walk. On the weekends, the proceeds come home and get added to the recycling and yes, I recover the cash for this. In a good week, we’re talking less than a buck. Which I donate. I don’t do this for the money: it’s civics.